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This is what happens if you plant a Duracell in E-Z grow…

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

RAWRRR!!!
more info.

 

You’re Not Your

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Yes, grammar sheriffs do tend to miss the point somewhat. But I can see where they’re coming from. Bad spelling on forums annoys me too. So I wrote a poem about it. LOL. Read it in context here.
Many things are said in haste
And sometimes grammar’s a real waste
Of effort, time and energy.
It’s what was meant […]

 

Game Theory Solves Classical Toilet Seat Position Problem

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

From http://www.bioteach.ubc.ca/quarterly/?p=108.

[quote]Toilet operations are performed by members of the human species (see remark 2 below) who fall into two categories, popularly designated as male and female. For convenience we shall use the name John to refer to the typical male and Marsha to refer to the typical female.

The performance of toilet operations by John and Marsha differ in a number of respects. The costs of these operations are peculiar to the respective sexes and are fixed except with respect to the position of the toilet seat. In particular:

Marsha performs toilet operations #1 and #2 with the seat in the down position. John performs toilet operation #1 with the seat in the up position and toilet operation #2 with the seat in the down position. If the seat is in the wrong position before performing the toilet operation the position must be changed at an average cost C. Optionally the position may be changed after performing the toilet operation, also at an average cost C. (Changing the position of the seat during the performance of a toilet operation is beyond the scope of this note and is definitely not recommended.)
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LOL.

 

Blonde joke!

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Haha I love a good joke as you well know, and [url=http://www.thatcanadiangirl.co.uk/blog/2006/01/17/i-dont-usually-post-jokes/]this one’s hilarious[/url]! Can’t believe I’ve never heard it before either!

 

Stop Writing boring music!!!

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

Seriously… read more for some hilarious hints on how to get it wrong… 

rofl.

 

Google Quality Control Slip-Up

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

Credit goes to Hydraulix for this one ;) [url=/photos/funny/prons.png]Google Quality Control Slip-Up![/url]

 

Things that make me go WTF?

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

… Include this:

[url]http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/500/1109028.jpg[/url]

 

Possibly the most hilarious thing i’ve ever read.

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

From http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?postid=4807819 …

[quote][b]”Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels…”[/b][/quote]

!?!?

 

DOA poster 0wned Adam Freeland

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

[url]http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?threadid=348567[/url]

[quote]I said yes, [b]mate goes bezerk and starts going on about all the shit that Freedrink’s gone through PR wise as a direct result of nearly 9000 hits on the thread I started about what went on at Love Planet. Apparently it all started here, on DOA.[/b][/quote]

 

How not to report a bug.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

As seen in #pear…
[00:36:54] lol: http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=35436
[00:37:02] strange people…