Two things[*] annoy me about MySpace:
1. You can’t search your inbox.
2. When someone deletes their account, it deletes every message they sent you, including ones you saved.
Well, I did something about it. I wrote a program to read my inbox and mail me all of the contents!
Click here for a screen shot.
[*] a lot more […]

And more to the point, how the hell do you get a list suitable for populating your online shop with shipping prices?
I sat on the Royal Mail site for more than half an hour today trying to find such a list and there simply is none. They have catered well for the case where you […]

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I am an internet socialite, as most of you reading this probably know. Internet communication comes in many forms, from email to forums to Usenet. Some people live their life on the end of a telephone; I’m usually on […]

More or less every day, if you search eBay, there is someone selling illegal MP3 compilations on DVD. Every so often someone on the boards that I frequent will notice, and everyone raises their arms in anger - only to be frustrated by eBay’s difficult to navigate help system.
It seems that nobody can every find […]

Yes, grammar sheriffs do tend to miss the point somewhat. But I can see where they’re coming from. Bad spelling on forums annoys me too. So I wrote a poem about it. LOL. Read it in context here.
Many things are said in haste
And sometimes grammar’s a real waste
Of effort, time and energy.
It’s what was meant […]

so. new records. everyone wants new records, right?

except for really old records. everyone wants really old records right? i mean REALLY OLD ones.

but what about not really particularly old, but not really new ones? nobody wants those.

but what about really really really really old ones? from the 80s? nobody wants those either.

but they want stuff from the 70s. Or do they?

what would this covetabilty curve look like plotted on a graph?

would it look like a big pair of breasts?